朋友发来Email,看了以后不仅笑出声来。又到周末了,希望这篇也能给其他朋友带去同样的效果。 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
OFFICE MATH (办公室数学) Smart boss + smart employee = profit ( 精明的老板+精明的雇员=带来利润 ) Smart boss + dumb employee = production ( 精明的老板+愚蠢的雇员=生产成果 ) Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ( 愚蠢的老板+精明的雇员=促进销售 ) Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ( 愚蠢的老板+愚蠢的雇员=加班加点 )
ROMANCE MATH ( 浪漫数学 ) Smart man + smart woman = romance ( 精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫爱情 ) Smart man + dumb woman = affair ( 精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外私通 ) Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ( 愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=结婚生活 ) Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ( 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=身怀六甲 )
HAPPINESS MATH ( 幸福数学 ) To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little ( 要想与一个男人幸福地相守,你必须对他理解多点,爱的少点 ) To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all ( 要想与一个女人幸福地生活,你必须尽量爱她多点,而不要试图去理解她 )
CHANGE MATH ( 变化数学 ) A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't ( 女人嫁给一个男人,希望他会发生改变,而他却做不到 ) A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does ( 男人娶一个女人,希望她不会变化,而她却改变了 )
DEBATE MATH ( 争论数学 ) A woman has the last word in any argument ( 女人对任何争论都拥有最后的决断 ) Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument ( 任何问题在男人提出来之后都会变成一场新的争论 )
SHOPPING MATH ( 购物数学 ) A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs ( 男人总是花 20 块钱买他需要的价值10 块钱的东西 ) A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need ( 女人总是花 10 块钱买她不需要的价值20块钱的东西 )
LONGEVITY MATH ( 长寿数学 ) Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ( 已婚男人比单身男人活得长,但已婚男人往往比单身男人更愿死去 )
GENERAL MATH ( 通俗数学 ) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ( 女人在找到老公之前总是为未来担心 ) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife ( 男人在找到老婆之后才开始担心未来 ) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend ( 成功男人的标志是他挣的钱足够他太太花费 ) A successful woman is one who can find such a man ( 成功女人的标志是她找到了这样的先生 )
PLEASE SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. ( 请把这送给一个聪明、需要开心的女人 , 请把这送给一个聪明、可以消解本意的男人 )
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