Grandma’s BIRTH CONTROL pills

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for the most of her life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking  through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

“ Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills ?”

“ Yes, they help me  sleep at night”

“ Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!”

She reached out and patted the young Doctor’s knee.

“ Yes, dear. I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night “

You gotta love Grandmas.