by :A-mao

今天的早餐桌上，儿子突然想起三月份，老爸的生日快来了，连忙问在看早新闻的老爸：“Dad, which day is your birthday?”

“I don't know.”老爸卖关子呢。

儿子只好转头问老妈：“Mommy, which day?”

“It is XXday.” 老妈回了一句。

儿子从餐桌上下来，跑到老爸跟前，给老爸说：“Dad, you can drink beer all the day in your birthday.”

“What does this mean--“all the day”?”老爸开儿子玩笑。

“It  means you can drink beer during breakfast, lunch and dinner.”儿子认真地告诉老爸。

“But I have to drive you to school.”老爸假装叹口气。

“Then you can drink as much as you can during dinner time.”

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塞，孝顺的儿子呀，你其实不懂老爸的心－－老爸才不想过这个生日呢。过了这个生日，老爸做了几年的８２－２８梦就要倒过来，成老妈的笑料了。