My Baby Will Listen to Me


昨天半夜, 我被惊醒过来. 听到外边有轻微的动静, 我猜是小朋友弄出来的, 但是太困了不想爬起来检查. 安静了一会儿, 有小人爬下床的声音.

我本来想挣扎起来看看, 房门自己开了. 雅雅抱着个大枕头拖着她的小毯子走进来, 说:"爸爸, 我要和你一起睡." 径自把自己的毯子和枕头放到大床上,  爬上边睡了. 真是又可爱又可气. 

今天回家的路上, 雅雅问我:"Mom, when I was born you cut you tummy and took me out, right?"

我说:"不是妈妈cut the tummy. The doctor cut mom's tummy."  她问为什么.

我灵机一动要逗她玩, 就说:"Because you're too lazy to come out by yourself."

她笑起来说:"I was so funny. Did the doctor give you a shot?"

我说:"是呀. 打针之后妈妈就睡着了, 就不会痛了. "

她想了想说:"Idont want to cut my tummy. My baby will listen to me. She will come outby herself."  

又问:"Mom, do I have a baby in my tummy?"

我说没有啊, 要大人才会有babyin the tummy(太难讲明白了, 先糊弄一下八).

小人家又说:"It is a magic. I dont have a babyin my tummy. When I grow up I will have a baby in my tummy. It is am-a-g-i-c! I want my baby growing up just like me!" 

每个孩子对于人是怎么来的都充满了好奇,优优小时候也有这么多疑问.  

晚饭后带她们去小学玩. 优优找到自己的小朋友, 就跑去踢球了.

雅雅加不进去, 可怜地在旁边哭:"我要姐姐跟我玩. 我不要她跟别人玩."

我说妈妈陪她, 她还是不肯, 一直哭. 我帮她去求优优,

优优不干:"I am not supposed to babysit her now. I want to play with my friends." 这么振振有词我也无话可说.

总算哭到优优的朋友走了, 雅雅才破涕为笑.

回家的路上, 优优很严肃的说:"WhenI come to the school, I want to play with my friends. I dont want tobabysit YaYa. I want my 2nd grader, 3rd grader fun, not preschoolerfun." 

哎, 我觉得她说得挺在理的. 可怜的雅雅:-((